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The linework is excellently done. Your art style, at least for this comic anyways, seems somewhat simplistic, which only adds to the de...

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Actually, going through my watch list, probably less often.
I should come on this site more often.
Just had to vent. I don't hate people but I am very disappointed in the recent actions of multiple parties. I might add to this later, I did start writing this at 2 in the morning.
It's a poison, really.
It's a poison, really,
Hatred is.
It builds in your stomach,
Burns in your blood,
Drives you blind,
And urges you to strike at innocents.

It's an addiction, really
That is fury,
We seek the smallest injustice
The smallest perceived attack
A single step, a single word, a single poem
And we come down with the weight of a thousand men.

It's a curse, really,
Rage builds.
I had gone blind,
I had lost sight,
Of justice, of peace, of empathy,
Of mercy and love.

Let it be known that an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, before a one-eyed man is made king of its ruins.
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In the treatment for a 4th dimensional creature, several precautions must be made. Do make sure that the square prism space that you hold your creature in has 8 sides, all perpendicular to each other. Ah, and make sure those sides have sides too. Can never be too careful.

Now, if you wish to take your creature for a walk, do be VERY careful. If you're pulled even slightly in any direction with 4th dimensional values, that's an arm you're not getting back. Well, you didn't lose it, but... Yeah, it's gone. Do be sure to practice discipline with your pet, and ensure that the 4th dimensional ball is fully within your dimension before you pick it up to throw it. It will be unreasonably heavy, having its values^4 mass, but don't worry, it's also a good workout!

Now, of course, in the event that such a creature were to attack you, make sure you can generate either a black hole's worth of mass or exude enough exotic matter and negative energy to generate a wormhole. This should pin it in place long enough for you to call animal control to properly deal with the problem.
4th dimensional creatures and how to handle them
A comedic view on the measures it would take for you to own your very own 4th dimensional creature of the void!
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Hot damn guys, the week I just had...

There's probably going to be more writing in the future, if DeviantArt mobile stops being an ass.
clyp.it/sphofi4g

Meh. Found a way to post music online. Figured I'd put a jam up here.

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pwnerj

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Call me J. I'm a dude who likes to write and study writing. Probably not going to put much of anything up here. If and when I do, look forward to it. It's gonna get a lot of editing.
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LifeinJesus Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016
Hi there! Remember me? We had a really long conversation a few months ago on my post "have you ever thought about the fact." I'm back now from the discipleship training program I was in. How have things been for you? Have you thought anymore about Jesus and how His blood was shed for your sin? :)
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pwnerj Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I've been really busy, actually. Over the course of the last 7 months I've lost two close friends of mine, but I've started guitar lessons due to the sudden influx of guitars in my life. So I've decided to get a bit more serious into science, music, philosophy and maybe a bit of writing and history.
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LifeinJesus Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016
I know how hard it is to lose close friends... :hug:

So what are some of your favorite things you've been learning?
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pwnerj Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I'm practicing that really awesome part of "Eruption" by Van Halen.
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GoalPuppet Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday ^_^
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pwnerj Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!

... I just noticed that it shows birthdays as a notification. Huh.
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chibi95 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you very much for watching ^^
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pwnerj Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Nah, it's fine.
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Fridsiee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Thank you kindly for the watch!! :blush:
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pwnerj Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
You've got a very unique art style, what can I say? (Also your butt Dino is awesome.)
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