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In the treatment for a 4th dimensional creature, several precautions must be made. Do make sure that the square prism space that you hold your creature in has 8 sides, all perpendicular to each other. Ah, and make sure those sides have sides too. Can never be too careful.
Now, if you wish to take your creature for a walk, do be VERY careful. If you're pulled even slightly in any direction with 4th dimensional values, that's an arm you're not getting back. Well, you didn't lose it, but... Yeah, it's gone. Do be sure to practice discipline with your pet, and ensure that the 4th dimensional ball is fully within your dimension before you pick it up to throw it. It will be unreasonably heavy, having its values^4 mass, but don't worry, it's also a good workout!
Now, of course, in the event that such a creature were to attack you, make sure you can generate either a black hole's worth of mass or exude enough exotic matter and negative energy to generate a wormhole. This should pin it in place long enough for you to call animal control to properly deal with the problem.
Now, if you wish to take your creature for a walk, do be VERY careful. If you're pulled even slightly in any direction with 4th dimensional values, that's an arm you're not getting back. Well, you didn't lose it, but... Yeah, it's gone. Do be sure to practice discipline with your pet, and ensure that the 4th dimensional ball is fully within your dimension before you pick it up to throw it. It will be unreasonably heavy, having its values^4 mass, but don't worry, it's also a good workout!
Now, of course, in the event that such a creature were to attack you, make sure you can generate either a black hole's worth of mass or exude enough exotic matter and negative energy to generate a wormhole. This should pin it in place long enough for you to call animal control to properly deal with the problem.
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6, The Spaceman, Part 2
After our last op, which ended with a rather humorous confrontation between government operatives and the corporate saboteur(they beat the hell out of this man), we took our frame shuttle back to our little corvette, the Norman, and we plotted a course to Mars, where the Thunderchild would be docked on Thebes station, in orbit of Phobos. The unit was sad to have to say goodbye to the Norman, but she was in no way fit for ship-to-ship combat. She was a patrol ship, plain and simple, meant to fly us, the marines, to our destination without having to be cramped into a space shuttle (which was closer to the design of an old American space shuttle
Literature
Salvage
Without you I felt haunted.
You were my other half.
Every time I made you laugh
I thought about how I wanted
To make you laugh forever.
I wasn't getting better
As you stood undaunted
In the face of grief.
Now I stand in disbelief
As you find yourself in love
With me again.
And not pretend!
It seems you've sort of
Fallen for me in the same way
As you did the other day.
I'm compelled to think of a dove;
One in the hand,
Or else I'm damned.
I believe that's how it goes, is it not?
So I'll remind you what love's about
By picking you up, dusting you off,
Hoping that you'll be soft--
One more heartbreak might sprout
Some evil in my soul,
Turn me
Literature
Skin Wars
"Find a different habit"
They've said
"Just stop"
They've said
"You shouldn't pick your skin"
They've said
"It's easy"
Or worse, simple
They need to fuck off
IF it's so
Simple
or
Easy
Why has the
Red-dotted demon
Haunted me
Since the first flesh-protruder
WHen the red-dotted demon comes
It attacks
With a vengeance
And it's rarely merciful
Anytime there's
a slight rise
On any part
Of the surface of my skin
It attacks
Hoping it's prey
would come out
from it's hiding place
If the prey doesn't
The demon ensues
it's stalking
Until it gets what it wants
Even if it's elsewhere
There's a catch
When the demon
feels it's being deceived,
lied
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